more stars please.  this is gold.

In other words, Mr and Mrs Parton are completely normal and just like the rest of us.

It was always a dick. A Banana is nature’s dick, not in function, but for purposes of dick-related-humour they cannot be separated.

Bananas have always been dick-shaped. This will continue to be funny, Bananas, traffic cones, um, plastic bananas, all dicks, always will be. Not passing judgement because I was not there. Dick shaped objects are funny.

Good stuff as always Torch. Could you look into the south American Beaumont production for one of these?

Kinda like this. New Mexico to Saskatchewan, 1850 miles, impromptu fanbelt construction, and a deer hit.   Good times.

The quotes were attempted light humour. I try not to be jokey if I comment on the Root, as a pale person this is not my space, but I like the conversation over here.  

Point taken. but “not all?”

White people’s ancestors don’t want them back.  (very pale white person)

somebody has one.

Check engine light really means “emisssions out of spec” but nobody would ever care. Want to get people to service their cars, make it a red light that says “fire”

I think saturns have the most forgiving manual set up. I love my hondas but they will let you know if you miss a beat.

OK bub

In my Kinja neighborhood this guy would have been tossed already. Good community. “white aint a country I ever heard of, they speak english in white?”

Beginning to suspect you are not from Wakanda.

I figure it’s polite to ask. couldn’t hurt.

Just trying to navigate these crazy crazy times, whilst not stepping on toes. everything else I post on kinja is pretty jokey, but I dial it back. Brown-boy/pink boy is a true story.

Me stupid?, all of us stupid,? The Root isn’t my usual space and all that stuff I said may not have made perfect sense. Just asking to get the feel for it.

Don’t tell just anyone about it. they’ll ruin it for everyone.

They’re tightening up on it. I’ve taken advandage of it many times. No mileage restriction, drove all over the country no questions asked. In the early days it was a big part of being able to get into this. Not for valuable antiques however. It’s more geared for that old truck you have that still runs and only hauls…