Can’t do Mayo, Been toying with “blue eyed miscellaneous”

yeah good stuff.

OK, The Root is not really where I hold the talking stick, But I’ve got something to Say: You ARE what you IS, and whatever that may be it’s OK. But if the white folks will step aside with me for a sec...

your logic is sound.

wouldn’t want to be anywhere else, but we can do better.

We Kill one another in Canada too. We’re just more of a stabbing people. Where I live Has the triple crown of Canadian Ghetto cred. Highest crime, highest murder, worst neighborhood in the country. Our Police have shot 13 people in 113 years. I know one of those 13. He’ll tell you how much getting shot hurts, and that…

I can confirm these existed. Rode around slowly in one. It was a 1985, 4 speed automatic, strangely with f41.

Any of that make sense? I’m not even sure.

yeah, we’re already trapped in a fart-tube, feet up in someone’s face is just ignant. we should all try to dial down the ignant.

As far as the kids go we’re covered. My wife is vice principal at a school of 650 kids, most of whom are new Canadians, about 30 languages among them, new arrivals weekly, and very limited English among the parents if any, and often none whatsoever with the kids. She’s a Rockstar at this. Our boys are in probably a…

I guess I should provide some context, I guess I mean captial W or white, or ALL CAPS WHITE vs myself being not just stereotypicaly anglo white people looking but also very pale.  I’m in Saskatchewan, Canada. There’s a lot of very harsh racially charged stuff going on here. Not the same stuff our American friends are…

Hi Michael, super-paleface almost mint-green white here. My kids look like casper the friendly ghost, not kidding. “casper”’s middle name is Redding. He was damn near named Otis, but just didn’t look like one. (he named the dog Otis. Dog is Black, Dog barks at Black people, We’re so embarrassed) Anyway, Those pale-ass…

I keep the faith. only seats 2.5 humans

We all have guns in Canada, guns are lazy. Try bareknuckle boxing whilst skating backwards.

We’ve got lots of room. we also have lots of guns. Maybe it’s the fresh air. Come on up north.

let’s not drag Huey Lewis into this, he’s done no harm. (far as i know)

An objectively terrible car, that I have much love for. Never run right, but run forever, unstoppable snow car, feel free to customize because no one will miss it when it’s gone. Indestructable. The only car I’ve ever driven to the guy swapping the engine (twice). Redlines at 5200, will rev to 8. Can be driven with a…

Some Really good Springsteen auto-poetry in that one. “shelby-stock-super eight” “hey kid you think that’s oil? maaaaan that ai’nt oil that’s blood”

The chevette could be driven for a week AFTER the gauge pinned on E. had 4 they were all like that.