It’s almost as if they are 100% completely, entirely, and solely full of shit at all times!

JFC, THIS!

There are some people (like me) who really never give their car a second thought as long as parts aren’t falling off while they’re rolling down the freeway. Then there are other people who are constantly tinkering with their vehicles, upgrading parts, performing maintenance, washing and waxing them...

Canceling on such short notice? That’s...

But when Kavanaugh gets testerical and starts screaming and crying, that’s OK.

I know. I’m so sick of seeing it written out as “Do Collusion” or “Do Crimes.”

Actually, he’s just an asshole who can throw a small ball with velocity.

Is your daughter Peter Travers?

It’s okay I read it like a text-to-speech program said it.

“I know many, many people with the name Donald John Trump Jr.”

Sir this is a Wendy’s

Tim Kaine: “I have never worn blackface.”

The fact that she’s responding in a Fox News interview tells me everything I need to know about her commitment to truth and journalistic integrity. 

Fucking great. This will legitimize the MAGA lies that Chicago is full of black men who can’t stop shooting.

It’s Splinter so the answer would be no.

That’s exactly it. You can’t betray a principle that you never held, and the only principle that Republicans care about (and a slowly-dwindling majority of Democrats, I must unfortunately add) is power. Maybe at some point Lindsey Graham was a true believer in some principle other than Lindsey Graham; I don’t know…

Hillary being investigated by FBI = she is crooked

Trump being investigated by FBI = they are crooked

where is the friendly neighborhood Manure Truck when you need one

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