Meh paragraph two is why Booker lost. He was backed by the popular “liberal elite from Washington” and it made him and his ideas seem out of touch from what people want. I would also not be surprised if like most Southern states Kentucky liberals are just not that liberal, making Booker more of an outsider in his…

What gets me about this is that he didn’t actually do anything with it. He just stood there and held it. He didn’t read from it, or give a speech. It was just a photo op for the sake of a photo op. My question to the cons is, why aren’t you insulted he thinks you’re so stupid? Again, HE DIDN’T ACTUALLY DO ANYTHING! He…

Right. What was he even qualified to inspect? How is inspecting a security bunker even the President’s job? To they make him check the oil in the Presidential limo?

The worst case scenario is that we get four more years of Trump

“Photos from the event are almost too ridiculous to be believed.”

“George McClellan (Gullible George) has been TOTALLY UNFAIR to me even after I gave him command of the Union Army and got his shorts handed to him by Robert E. Lee, a very fine individual”

At least a used condom might’ve stopped a virus

As soon as these faith healers start showing up in hospitals to heal people, then I’ll stop questioning their sincerity. Efficacy is another matter, of course. 

It’s them primo pizzas that New Yorkers and Chicagoans are always raving about. They’re full of them juices that causes a chemical reaction in the brain that makes them think anyone else cares about their pizza. Potent stuff, I hear. 

He almost made it. The fat gassy ass-clown almost made it to election season, where he would have spent the next seven and a half months doing his obnoxious act all over the country. Trump’s Greatest Hits...Sleepy Joe, Crooked Hillary, the “Deep State Department” and etc. The stock market was steady, unemployment was…

The iPhone has 3 cameras and Night Vision now. Disney+ means I can go right from watching a Star Wars movie to a Marvel movie without changing apps. DoorDash will bring me food from any restaurant in my area, including the ones that didn’t use to deliver. Siri lets me send text messages without having to type and to…

Really? Aw you paid into medicare and social security? Did you also pay taxes too?

Who’s a good boy? You are Grandpa, you’re the best!

But here’s the good news, if you paid into anything for 50 years, this shit isn’t going to impact you, at least not for very long.

You, will be dead soon. This shit, is not about you.

DO…

This is very accurate. Every single thing Lard Belly says or does is about keeping the con going and nothing more. He has no “positions” on any real issues, in fact he doesn’t give a shit either way. He is and always has been about doing whatever it takes to keep the scam going, nothing more. Blubber Rump and his…

Look, it’s not my fault that the 6-month anniversary of the first time me and my girlfriend had sex was so newsworthy. I’m tired of apologizing for this!

Yes, potentially having shitty weed is the absolute worst thing you can say about the Trump administration. Such a quality burn.

It seems like there are two types of people parroting the “Warren’s not electable” line. Some of them think that, even though they don’t personally care for him, Biden has some magic ability to make midwestern racists who love Donald Trump vote Democrat because, I don’t know, he’s folksy or something. The rest are…

I’m going to be sad when the NBA salary cap goes down by a few million dollars.

I thought Republicans didn’t have time on their hands to do this kind of shit because they were all busy working?

Part of this wavering “oh no, don’t say anything bad about Joe” stems from rapid paranoia over 2016 and America’s collective failure to stop a Trump presidency because they thought Hillary had it in the bag. People were convinced they could shit on Hillary and she would still win, and then she lost, and after the…

If we actually tried to do mental health reform, they’d call it socialist.  Angry white dudes would complain about their taxes being raised.  Mitch would never allow it to come to the floor