As a former Kentucky resident, every time a Bevin story pops up, I go straight back to this chestnut:

Shortly after he was first elected, Bevin took a camcorder into the halls of the state legislature—specifically, into the Congressional office wing. Armed with his trusty implement of truthy justice, he went door to…

how many stickers do you have on your late-90s truck?

The honest answer?

God bless the United Shtatesh.

Poor voting choice in 2016 aside...

This was actually an ad for their new sitcom, “Triumph of the Will and Grace.”

Stick to sports! Got it. I’m sure Deadspin will mourn for your loss. But, you do know you don’t have to click on a post, especially one that you clearly know is shared from a political site? Or are you a snowflake in need of a safe space from the “leftist?” And what exactly is the liberal agenda that upsets you so…

I hear warm oven mitts feel great when you masturbate.

And the fresh cookie smell reminds you of mother.

I don’t have anything to say about this dumb article, so I’ll use this space to address something else:

God, I really know how you feel. I just want to punch all of those old white Republican guys to death. I, too, did no think that it was possible to feel any more disgusted by them, but — there it is. Hearing Lindsey Graham screaming at Democrats because they dared discomfit a privileged white guy who is a serial…

Michael Caputo Just Lost His Mind on CNN

That’s because angry old white men feel triggered when they only have most of the power.

“Your orgasm is in another castle.”

She was just standing his ground.

Guys, it’s obvious that he watched Jaws and then used a small blade to scratch parallel and perpendicular lines on one piece of pottery so as to afix it to another piece of pottery.

On the other hand, all these forms of media are about to be replaced by whispered stories told around a garbage can fire.

I get what ursine. 

Research? How dare you - this is Fox, not some goddamned fake news site!

I read this in Hawk Harrelson’s homer call, and it was way better. 

Every single person in that room is just upset that there were only pastries and fruit for breakfast.