Cardinal fan and Patriots fan.

That’s alotta douche.

Ever since I saw him in that Tenactin commercial I got rid of my athletes foot!

1.0 of WAR is worth approx. 7 million dollars. Jason Heyward has to average just above 3.0 Wins per season to meet the value of his contract. Last year he was worth 6 wins... So I'm not really sure what you're trying to get at

Exactly! And nobody with 20 or more stolen bases either! The ‘75 Reds would’ve mopped the floor with these guys.

Someone needed to tell Washington beforehand that he had no hope of finding a cherry where he was looking.

Jesus christ, that sounds horrible.

“I want to set the record straight. I thought the cop was a prostitute.”

Apparently he was identified as an elite college athlete by the fact that he initially was offering the Prostitute room, board and all the education she could handle.

And then Drew ran back up stairs to bed before his parents caught him and grounded him for watching football on a work night. When he got to bed, he wrapped himself in his blanket and sobbed himself to sleep.

If he were jerking off, he probably would have turned off the Victoria’s Secret show to avoid the distraction.

He obviously broke it saying the pledge of allegiance or perhaps coldcocking a Syrian refugee because he’s the Marine Todd of football.

Stop him before he punts again!

Russell Taylor choked back tears Thursday as he asked U.S. District Court Judge Tanya Walton Pratt for a sentence that would allow him to someday reunite with his family and children and rebuild his relationships with them.

This addresses Valbuena’s concerns, voiced in an in-depth interview with Le Monde, that the French team might side with Benzema over him and not call him up for next summer’s Euro tournament.

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Should've taken Lehigh ground

“Sacre bleu! Zeese eediots eenvaded zee wrong place?”
-Lafayette

The alleged attack took place Nov. 8, and police said it was led by junior DB Brian Githens

Githens also went on to say that it never would have happened if the school had let them buy hoverboards.

Police have said Githens punched Samuel Hernandez several times in the face, causing a concussion