Your brain must not be working very well if you think Chelsea is getting relegated. And, unfortunately, I am not Roman Abramovich so he was not my coach.

Fun fact from Twitter: since Arsenal last won the Premier League, Mourinho came to England and won the Premier League twice, went to Italy and won the treble at Inter Milan, went to Spain and won a Copa del Rey and La Liga with Real Madrid and came back to England and won the Premier League and a league cup with…

Wrong. Not in the early 80s.

Before moving to New Jersey, the Devils played in Denver and were known as the Colorado Rockies.

By withdrawing now he can sign with an agent who can set him up in a proper rehab facility and one of those performance centers where top prospects all prepare for the combine. It’s unlikely that he’d receive the top notch care he requires at UCLA when they know he’s heading out the door.

Your facts are ruining all these HOT TAEKS

Mou does not, nor has he, completely run Chelsea’s transfer activity since his return.

*Coutinho.

Largely agree with your point, but Courinho plays for a mid-level English team.

Chelsea made the semifinals in 2013-2014.

Johnny Cash is a weird choice. Usually Blue Jays home runs are associated with The Man in White.

Billy, why do you say Pelligrini led Real to their highest points total in La Liga but not qualify it as “then-highest” like you do for Barca’s “then-La Liga record 96 points”? Seems like it’s worth mentioning that Mourinho topped Pelligrini’s record, no?

The schedule

Not the goalie’s fault at all. Can't expect someone to do a bicycle kick from that spot on the field.

Tampa definitely wouldn't want a goalie to give up a juicy rebound in game 6.

Agree. The reason the puck went in is because Saad basically fans on it. If he gets a better shot off and elevates it, it probably hits Vasi right in the chest. I guess that’s not good #narrative though.

I agree about the prison part but I was replying specifically to the question about a U.S. Extradition treaty.

I believe Switzerland won’t extradite a Swiss national to the U.S. The other FIFA execs arrested in Switzerland last week are fair game since they are not Swiss nationals.

It is mentioned on every flight. The flight attendant will announce that all carry on luggage must be stored in an overhead bin or under the seat in front of you. Have you ever been on an airplane?

He just signed a 5.5 year contract with Chelsea a couple months ago and he's not German, so probably not.