+ the escalator is broken, sorry for the convenience.

I’m really against picketing, but I don’t have a good way to show it - M. Hedberg

“Alcoholism is a disease. But it’s the only one you can get yelled at for having. Dammit Otto, you are an alcoholic! Dammit Otto, you have Lupus! One of those two doesn’t sound right.”

To be fair, you deserved much worse for wearing a shirt of that evil team.

This is a big change from the usual experience in Minny, which is “Vikings Fan Says He Was Confronted At Game By Man Who Demanded To Know If He Could Play As A Cover-2 Safety”.

Look, I know he’s going through a tough time, but Ragnar really needs to get it together and act like a professional.

The same fan threatened to blow up US Bank Stadium if the Vikings signed Robert Turbin.

Sikh and you shall find bigots and racists everywhere.

In no known universe should Brendan Ryan’s acquisition have anything to do with the future of Javy Baez.

The problem is trying to evaluate a guy with a ton of walks and doubles by BA/HR/RBI.

I’ll place a bet if you answer one question first: Are you Tony LaRussa?

When Arsenal win tomorrow and Bayern destory Zagreb, if you would kindly not refer to yourself as an Arsenal fan again after this, it would be greatly appreciated

Bastian did say he wanted to try something new. Looks like he’ll now get to go play in Europa League.

Michael Baron: “Do you think you can improve attendance next season?”

“I’ll just show myself out.”

“Dusty, how would you address the Chapman situation?”

You’ve got a better chance of getting some speed with Latin and African-Americans.

“Nobody expects the Spanish in position!”

absolutely offside. Was in the direct line of the shot in an offside position. Doesn’t seem very controversial to me

Windhorst often puts a lot of weight into things.