How about enough of protecting the little teams and all this socialism in sports? If the Lakers want to buy Ben Simmons straight from H.S., why stop them? I’m tired of all the mechanisms to protect the small market teams as if they were fucking orphans. I want American Sports to be like European Soccer. Spend what you…

That makes no sense, the ball was already hitting the back of the net by the time the keeper got there.

Somewhere in Buffalo, there’s a dump site filled with only broken tables.

You can’t be offside if you are inside your own half when the ball is played.

Or you could practice being better at soccer so people dont embarrass you so much.

Herman,

Unfortunately, he was paid 22% more than the woman who had been scheduled to ref that girls’ game.

I had no idea Buffalo was seeing so much job growth.

You know for sure it’s an evolution, because no part of this design is intelligent.

Man, Jimbo’s lucky he didn’t take that job. The fans on #FSUTwitter would have skipped their classes at ITT Tech and given him so much shit.

Head coach Jim Tomsula didn’t want to believe the stories about Kaepernick were coming from inside the building

If there is anyone who can fix leaks with a handful of spare parts, it’s Tomsula.

Troll Tide!

I can’t believe the braintrust of tree poisoners and Craigslist ad hoaxers didn’t win the Civil War.

Are you an old college football coach by any chance?

This is Deadspin, not Gawker. You should have gone with Mark Chmura.

LOUD NOISES!!

HOW DOES THE INTERNET WORK!?

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He deleted the original tweet, so it’s a screengrab. Take a break, Jeff. Everything’s okay.