I like your facts. In fact, I like them so much that they are exactly the same facts that I wrote to you. Funny, that.

He isn’t, really.

He played last year against Manchester City when they lost 3-2 as a substitute. He also started against Bordeaux in 2009 when they lost 2-1 and again against Bordeaux in 2009 when they lost 2-0.

Yeah. Canning an manager who was clearly in over his head, had no respect from the players, had made a shambles of his transfer business, and steered the defending champions to mid-table — totally unfair. Just plain unfair.

James Harden: [clumsily elbows, shuffles, and sidesteps way through crowd]

For years indeed! I mean, it was forever ago that Chelsea won the CL in 2012 and Man U made the final in 2011. Forever, I say!

Anyway, no one cares about sneaker politics

Rick Reilly is so sad he missed this, you guys.

As under-reported as the crash at the Pentagon.

From Peyton’s clipboard:

The aforementioned people are not public figures subject to actual malice scrutiny, hope he likes defamation suits!

Manning continued, “That being said, I will be having spinal reconstruction surgery Wednesday afternoon to fuse six of my vertebrae together.”

Karma’s a bitch, Memphis

Well, he’s pretty much been a nobody for 12.5 of those years,

“The League” Season 2 Ep: 4

If he’s ashamed of anything having to do with crashing and burning, it should be the sixth season of The League.

It was clear all along. A 9/11 survivor would never agree to represent a place that claims to traffic fiery wings.

Buffalo Wild Wings’ hot sauce can’t melt steel beams

They could be called the New York Canadiens and it would still make more sense than “Nets.”

“And just like that, gang culture finally infiltrates hockey, the last bastion of civility in American sports.”