No big deal. He just wanted seconds of his pre-game meal of ginger beef.

Why does everyone who lives in Texas and California think that there aren’t huge numbers of Mexicans who make good tacos in every fucking decent sized city in the country?

Must be tough to get up on such a high horse

A vegan, an atheist, a Crossfitter, and someone who lives in Austin walk into a bar...

Here’s the thing though: I don’t think most reasonable people go to Taco Bell for actual tacos - they go to Taco Bell specifically for Taco Bell (the local authentic mexican joint aint gonna coat your tacs in d’reets dust). It’s the same reason people don’t go to Sbarro for Italain (they go for shitty pizza, because…

Taco Bell is not Mexican food. Stopped pretending to try to be a while ago, and I think everyone recognizes it.

Lighten up, Francis.

Seriously? That's nothing. I don't see any broken legs. This isn't like Eduardo or Henrik Larsson. THOSE were graphic.

Makes sense to see his leg flopping around like that, Luke Shaw is 1/6th Italian.

Coughlin: How many digits do you have?

And yet he still showed less questionable decision-making to light fireworks than did the Giants at the end of Sunday night’s game.

R.I.P.

Who has 1.47 thumbs and a $15 million guaranteed contract?

You eat the lunch your wife packed at like 10 a.m. then still go get your burrito. Or eat the burrito and throw the lunch away and never mention it. But you don’t, under any circumstances, risk fucking that situation up, you moron.

SLADE: Hello, my name is Slade and I’m an alcoholic.

... Flags fly in. A lot of pointing. And ... the Niners are penalised five yards. And coach Jim Tomasula looks like someone’s set his car on fire.

Yes. You’re misinterpreting it. It’s a portion of the transfer rule. That dropping of the ball refers to the transfer. If you remember, there was a very short time early last year where they decided to crack down with a harsher interpretation on this clause of the rule. It was a disaster and the interpretation of a…

The Dodger Stadium security is actually 100% what this is about since his actions didn’t impact the result of a play. This much is obvious.

I know that driving home from the game after you got ejected sucks, but you really shouldn’t browse the internet on your phone while you’re driving.

Well, the play is over since Gonzalez caught the ball and recorded an out (although it could be fan interference if the fan’s grab impeded him from attempting to throw out a baserunner), so it’s a Dodger Stadium fan conduct rule rather than a MLB in-game rule, hence the jackass getting ejected from the game.