I have to ask.. What would your response be if this was in fact the correct guy

They just released a picture of the two arresting officers:

YOU DON’T KNOW! THAT POLE/WALL/COLUMN THING-Y HE WAS LEANING AGAINST COULD HAVE SUDDENLY CATAPULTED HIM BEYOND THE REACH OF LAW ENFORCEMENT! THAT OFFICER HAD TO ACT!

Are you fucking kidding me?! He is literally STANDING IN PLACE waiting for anything normal ass thing to happen in his life and a guy in plain clothes runs up on him!!? Thank God he reacted as calmly as he did. Had he fought back in an effort to defend himself he would have probably been shot!

Well that was completely necessary what with the threatening way he was standing perfectly still and all.

This is even more impressive when you realize the officer was unseeded.

Oh horseshit.

“Yeah, if you comment on a deadspin article,make damn sure you’ve read everything published on the site first”

There is holding on every play in every game. What is your point? New to the NFL?

Another close shave for those cheating bastards at Gillette. Eventually they’re going to be held accountable for their actions.

How do they keep winning if they’re cheating? I mean, explain that to me. Cheating means someone loses. They are so good, that they win even when they cheat. You’re all jealous of this team.

Belichick first explained away the headset malfunctions by calling it a “pretty common” glitch,

A tip on space saver bags - instead of rolling the bag to get the air out, put it on the bed and sit on it (gently). You’ll get a LOT of air out (assuming you weigh more than a toddler).

Maybe they thought, like I kinda did, that with all this attention and focus on their chicanery that they might, you know, try to lay low for like a fucking week.

Satellite communication is not what’s going on here. For calling yourself captain pedantic you sure aren’t being very pedantic.

So instead of focusing on their game plan for the week you want them to work on hand signals, instead of wanting the Patriots to follow the rules and show good sportsmanship? How do you prepare for an inability to communicate between a coaches box and the field? Counter-cheat and bring your cell phone with you? Come…

None. None at all. If rain could severely fuck up broadcast signals, we’d still be in the stone age.

A reminder that PFTC is always right, folks. A national treasure...

You forgot to mention 90210.

Sorry, but a black guy getting bad reception in the Boston area doesn't qualify as shocking news