Wait... NOW you feel shame?

why do you guys continue to think deadspin staff slack convos are somehow more interesting/funny than anyone elses?

“That’s when he opened my car door and gave me three straight shots to my mouth,” he said.”

“J-E-

“The St. Louis Post-Dispatch finds that 100% of arrestees at Cardinals games are from fans of visiting teams and/or Ferguson. #BFiB”

Were cardiac not counted?

If he were a real Dodger fan he would have been listening to the double as he pulled out of the Angel Stadium parking lot.

People shouldn’t be paying a lot of money to watch guys stand around

Pleasantville? You would think he would have more respect for black and white.

We should all agree to refer to him as “Ruin Tomorrow Jr.” from now on.

And it has a campus in...NEW YORK CITY!

“It’s cool,” said Owens. “I have lots of black and dead Jewish friends.”

Yea, but he did pry Nate Schierholtz away from the Giants for him...

This could seriously impact his future career prospects as a potential concessions manager at Citi Field.

The school’s president fears this could hurt the young man’s chances of becoming one of their many fine graduate bus drivers.

Don’t forget Jerome Williams, Sean O’Sullivan, David Buchanan and Aaron Harang’s involvement in “Everybody Catches a Home Run Night!”

Just before getting the news, Amaro signed the final paperwork on an 8-year, $320M extension for Ryan Howard. Just for old time’s sake. “He’s turned a corner in the past few weeks, and we think he’s going to be a productive Phillie well into his 50s.”

*whole article is about how the USADA is corrupt and useless*

Canmon: “USADA cleared it”

You’re a fucking retard.

“This is a picture of my wife taking a load off.”

Could be worse