Shameful. If he played in St Louis he’d express his anger The Right Way, by getting loaded and wrapping his car around a tree.

Yelling “I had asked for time” to the dugout is not a reason to get thrown out. Who the fuck is this ump again? Because I damn sure know who Joey Votto is. Get over yourself, ump, I can’t wait until you’re a robot.

“and/or made a bad strike call”*

Haven't read it, but it's definitely just 9 Honda Civics with various interiors, right?

SPOILER: All nine are 1998 Volvos.

In defense of the police, Blake was making quite the racquet.

That’s nothing. The Seattle Mariners frequently fill up to six positions with players who cannot throw, hit, catch, or run.

“Things would have been a little simpler for me if I had a center fielder who didn't throw.”

More amazing, they still have a color commentary guy who shouldn’t talk.

He can’t throw the right way.

They didn’t have to rough him up, they could have just served a warrant.

The cops originally asked Matt Vasgersian to identify the suspect, but Vasgersian just said it was Donovan McNabb.

College kids are wholly unprepared for the real world? You don’t say!

Happy? No that’s love.

Blake: What’s this all about?

Wow! The real criminal must be really good at identity fraud.

Blake noted that while he hadn't stolen anyone's personal information, he easily could have done so while playing tennis. "Especially right before a serve," he explained. "Sometimes it gets so quiet you can hear a PIN drop."

How do we know this was actually James Blake, and not the actual identity theft suspect, who just so happened also to steal Blake’s identity? Maybe he’s really really good at identity theft...

This was definitely a scary incident for Blake, but I’m sure he’s rather happy that he wasn’t the one at fault.

It's because he's Blake, isn't it?