The ONLY man ever to be outsmarted by that team

Well there goes the Kim Davis supporter vote.

Carly Fiorina is trying to enlist Curt Schilling, as they both know how to destroy a business.

The maquiladoras are pumping out internet trolls at 1/4 the cost of US-based internet trolling. I fully expect snarky, billingual .gifs and Youtube videos to be Mexico’s greatest export within 5 years. There will be entire Mexican trolling cartels cutting off the metaphorical heads of US citizens and figuratively…

The best part of that Verducci article is the part where Williams actually believes that Harper’s subsequent walk, to move the first-base runner to second, ended up doing what Rendon’s failed bunt should have.

One of the biggest threats comes from the expansion of oil and gas drilling, including fracking, in places like the Los Padres National Forest.

The University of Texas at El Paso’s teams are referred to as “the miners”.

Oil is harmful to condors, just like Jared Fogle is harmful to miners.

Still better than UTEP’s new mascot.

You would think this type of logic would be suspect. But then again we’re talking about the “State” University of a Commonwealth.

On the plus side, the fact that the burying of tapes is merely symbolic—and not a deliberate attempt to conceal incriminating evidence—is a sign of pretty solid progress for this program.

Remind me again why this university that harbored a serial pederast and obstructed justice for decades is allowed to even field a football team? Fuck Penn State with Joe Paterno’s rotting femurs.

Ignoring reality has worked out pretty well for Penn State in the past, if I’m not mistaken.

Of all teams, Penn State should know that shit only stays buried for so long.

Jet fuel can’t melt steel beams. It’s impossible because the beams were coated in nano-bubbles.

I flew to Seattle for my first ever Seahawks game. I got way too drunk and fell down on the rain-slicked metal bleachers. I then went to the bar closest to the stadium, got thrown out for standing on the table and shouting, and barfed on the floor on my way out. Then I went to the bar second-closest to the stadium…

It was no surprise when he left United for PSG at the end of his disappointing first year.

Also this.

I’m a Niners fan (thank you for your condolences) and I hate most of Seattle and their fans but I will not stand by for any bashing of Lynch. He’s forever the best. If not for his amazing playing abilities and his hatred of the media than for this.

ManU had a lengthy response to this piece all prepared, but they faxed it 15 minutes after the article was posted....