They should be confiscating signs supporting Jean Machi...

Police were surprised to learn that the knife was fake, as they’d legitimately believed it was real for a long time, although some of the smarter ones had had their doubts.

Not to be confused with ball players who are successfully putting Jeremy Guthrie out of work.

You’re pushing the “soccer is violent”-narrative a bit too far. They’re doing it for the kids, who are soccer fans and love the experience. I’ve never heard of opposing players fighting it out in the tunnel before the game, especially on this high level.

The real reason the kid’s mind was blown was that he realized he has as many Premier League goals as Rooney this season.

Not pictured: Swansea mascot choosing a new favorite player after watching the performance that Rooney put in.

You should learn the full rule, apologize for being wrong, and then shut your fucking mouth, moron.

If there are less than two outs and bases loaded, the batter is out but the runners can still advance at their own risk.

45 seconds the pass isn’t even to James, it’s to Marcelo.

looked clean too me idiot

Is anyone gonna say it? I mean DAMN, that is ugly. Seriously, when is the NBA gonna drop it with these sleeved jerseys??

Um, because she called him out for beating women and that’s a shitty thing for him to do?

more like “Sultan Kosem Sobig”, ‘mirite?

Did someone say nanobubbles? Maybe I’m hearing things.

It’s almost as if he only sucked because he played for Tottenham and White Hart Lane is just a rather classy trash heap.

This is such bullshit. We all know he was fired for insisting on wearing one of those team-branded visors with the fake white hair sticking out of the top.

Good for them, Jays have hit more HR’s than anyone in baseball over the past decade.

Should have used this instead (anyone else remember the Blue Jays album?):

In a division with worse pitching. CRAZY!