What made you not hate him in the first place? Was it his complete lack of personality? Or was it his non-stop sermonizing? Those seem like really likeable traits to me.

She can see the Sochi stadiums from her house.

By picking and choosing who they’ll tolerate and who they’ll try to destroy[...]

“Those bastards in Bristol are ruining everything,” Palin continued. “I’ll be babysitting every weekend ‘til I’m fucking 75 years old at this rate.”

“Now...where was I on the ESPN thing....oh right, Curt Schilling...”

She is an expert in sports journalism because she studied it at 5 different colleges.

This has been brewing for a long time. Sarah has never quite figured out why ESPN hasn’t shown a Glen Rice highlight during the past decade.

I heard Wilson made $100,000 from home using Google.

Well, I’ve been consistently eating double stuff Oreos for over 30 years - five, seven oreos a week, and I have never gotten a concussion. Apparently the stuff is doubled with nanobubbles and electrolytes.

Try Cam Newton. He’s an icon and entertainer.

At least he’s not trying to convince us that drinking Recovery Water can get you laid

Do you need to make more money? A guy my sister knows make $10,000 a month from home selling nanobubble water. Just get some blackmail on a famous athlete and get him to endorse it for all that shit essential oils says it can cure and profit!!! Just visit.

I guess defense isn’t his strong suit.

I look forward to the press conference next week, having RGIII’s mother come in to endorse how the team is handling her son.

Well new recruits and major boosters are definitely going to see your locker on a campus tour. They probably won’t drop in on your english 101 class.

“The situation in Washington is an absolute disaster.”

Daniel Snyder has countless polls and surveys showing that 99% of Redskins fans actually DO support Robert Griffin III as the team’s starting QB, even though all evidence suggests otherwise.

Things like this lead to conspiracy theories like the one claiming that Gruden intentionally wants Griffin to get injured, but that doesn’t hold water for one potentially messy reason.

Fascinating that a dirty locker is $50...but skipping class...$30.

Everyone focuses on the full scholarship players. But what about non-scholarship or partial scholarship players. They’re getting F’d even more than the scholarship players.