I’m sure there are more, please feel free to add.

Compared with some of the stuff that goes on at bigger programs, this one is just small potatoes.

on the positive side: Arsenal are not getting bounced by Bayern in the first knockout round. They will play a group winner and will get bounced by them.

“That was a BIG no-no”.

Fun fact: 97% of the people who use the term “accountable” are fucking assholes.

It’s not a fine. It’s not a threat. It’s a tool. It’s a future lawsuit.

and if that nerve hadn’t given out on you, think of the unlimited college track and field athlete trim you would have been straight crushing, bro.

This kind of comment needs a name...something that hits the nail on the head the way “Humblebrag” did. The diagnosis of athlete injuries on message boards based on completely unrelated personal experience.

Before any of you assholes make the case that alcohol can numb the pain, just remember that Johnny already drank all the booze in Cleveland.

“Hey guys, I didn’t rape anyone. Guys? Guys?”

“Where do I sign up for this fucking?”

If that’s the standard of their submarine fleet, why does anyone even care where they are?

he did not want a dead woman to be found on his property

You lost me when you didn’t finish reading that it was all caught on camera. Pretty easy to do math with timestamps!

“I said fall GUY not fall woman!”

Ya, but it could have used some racism or a few terrible misspellings.

After they got about 30ft away the dental floss connecting their cups broke and communication was lost. They’re all just chillin submerged 30ft from dock trying to send carrier pigeons but they keep drowning. Fuckin pigeons.

Well we’ve found the worst possible comment about this.

And he hit Geno Smith after he catfished the Jets into thinking he was an actual QB

Update (8:08 p.m.): That was quick.