I’m glad I’m not the only one who still gets his sports news from Kige Ramsey.

remembers when DUAN was more than just a college radio station

Did any of the males show an affinity for leather in their profiles?

Carl Monday is watching you cheat on your wife.

“we found that fully 20% of identifiable ESPN signups came from women.”

“Let’s sign that man!”—Daniel Levy

“The flag stands for the disallowance of basic rights to black people”

Nice bicycle kick.

No he doesn’t, he’s just an asshole. Not every asshole is mentally ill.

Wonder if his booth-mates were tempted to make jokes while he was broadcasting the Rhode Island team games, “As the Rhode Island runner just stole 2nd...speaking of stealing and Rhode Island here’s Curt...”

Cleaning up after yourself is great! We recently took a train from London to Glasgow and while I was passed out from ??? motion sickness??? my travel companions (hoozeband, sistre-in-law, her hoozeband) made a huge mess. (We are essentially tall children.) I scooped up our ginormous pile of rubbish to discard much to…

ESPN: “We feel that Mr. Schilling’s posting of the Confederate flag is unacceptable. The Confederate flag a symbol associated with a period of history in which a group of people were exploited without being paid for the own labor. This does not reflect the values or culture of ESPN or any of our broadcast partners.”

Wow, I didn’t realize that ESPN was an arm of the United States government...

As unfortunate as it is, I don’t think being a conservative asshole with an internet connection counts as either of those things.

Mediocre? You. You’re fuckin’ out! Kenny should be one of the floating heads on the main page.

Keith Law suspended for a month just in case.

The kids, big video game fans, were unaffected by this news. They all admitted they had never heard of Schilling anyway.

When at the theater take your trash and throw it away. I am ashamed that I even have to type that.

Reporter: Did you speak to Roethsliberger before suspending him? What did he say? Did he claim it was consensual?

Maybe Curt just finds the idea of a profit inherently funny.