The math may not be staggering quite yet, but it looks like it’s had a few.

The math is staggering when you get to true #’s.

“Also staggering math numbers? The millions you stole from us, shitbag.”

How’d it go?? It went terrible! They did the Holocaust!!

It was the Feds, not the boos.

So this guys solution to the problem of mixing booze with pills is to combine uppers and downers? Sounds like he really learned his lesson.

I’m surprised that this story isn’t garnering more national attention. Although I guess it just proves the trope: “if it doesn’t bleed, it doesn’t lead.”

This guy’s got a real fucked up definition of a “Perfect 10”

Don’t worry, he’s behind parallel bars now.

Not to defend the guy, but his claim that she “looked at least 14” usually meant she was at least 25.

It's surprising to see his students in medal contention when he sets the bar that low.

“Grant can be your fall guy in 2 years”

Not if Art Briles can beat Jimbo to the punch

If you want to get inside info from a source, that source needs to trust you. You don’t gain that trust by outing a source.

...there is a good chance that a team like TCU, which got boned by the selection committee last year...

MMQB is the propaganda arm of the NFL. Report their bullshit, show some faux outrage when it burns you to try and trick the reader into thinking you have a shred of journalistic integrity. Then go back to doing the NFL’s PR for them. Klemko knew what he was getting into when he signed up to work for the master of it,…

Short version: it keeps him as part of the “in” crowd he so desperately wants to be a part of (hobnobbing with Goodell, being a “favored” reporter, etc.).

A baseball player upset about being traded AWAY from Toronto. The Aristocrats!

Question - is Supermodel Adriana Lima known to be a scholar of middle east terror groups? Or was she attempting to be friendly to her fans?