And also to Tom Brady.

“Same.”

Sheesh, you’d think it’s about the kids playing the game. It’s actually about the road to taking on Batdad.

“Kid gets it.”

Look inside you and be strong
And you’ll finally see the truth
That a hero lies in you.

Aha! We finally discovered Olivia Munn’s talent: making Aaron Rodgers look like he has a personality.

Leaf swung at him three times, and missed each time, the player said.

Not a blown leaf:

This guy needs to make like a tree and get Dutch Elm disease.

It took 17 years, but Ryan has finally been surpassed as the most disappointing Leaf to come from a WSU.

So that’s the key to getting result with an assault case on a campus. Be male!

Wait, what?!?!?! Are you implying that a coach who covered up for a rapist and took a perennial doormat to two consecutive conference championships might be breaking NCAA recruiting rules? Nah.

yeah why would a guy facing 20 years for rape ever commit perjury? :|

Wrong again, Ukwuachu actually stated “Baylor knew everything”.

When asked if he was a fan of Brownsville Station’s version of “Smokin’ in the Boys’ Room,” Briles was adamant:

he also said he didnt rape a woman but he got convicted so

Yes, let’s take his word for it. Because teams routinely dismiss their most talented defensive lineman because they are worried about his (non-violent) state of mind. And it’s not like he’s a convicted rapist or anything, we should believe him.

When asked specifically about the color of Boise State’s home turf, Briles was similarly emphatic:

A Baylor coach obfuscating facts about a legal issue? Why, I never!

Among the 462 players with at least 50 at-bats in 2015, Bumgarner’s .763 OPS ranks 135th. Only seven of those 462 players are pitchers, meaning that even dropping the “for a pitcher” qualifier, Bumgarner is one of the better sluggers in baseball.