Yeah, they’re a team to watch. They maple a fast one on everyone. Waiting for it to happen will be tourtière.

Generation K. #LOLmets

That’s good, soon they’ll be enjoying that New York deep dish pizza and those Boston cheesesteak sandwiches...

Upon moving to Detroit, Daniel Norris will find he lives in what locals would refer to as “a mansion”.

They’re really poutine on a show up there.

“GM Alex Anthopoulos is buying...”

Out of habit, the NRA filed an amicus brief on behalf of the NFL when they heard “Clinton” & “Brady” in the same sentence.

Monreal better than either Shaw or Blind? Giroud better than Wazza? I think Arsenal can certainly compete with United but their squad is not nearly as deep

Ancient BBWAA Member: [takes out calendar book]

This shit show will never end. I fucking love it at this point.

USOC CEO Scott Blackmun

What an overreaction, classic phở outrage.

Galette: I got a verbal agreement with a division rival so now I can say whatever the hell I want, because the deal is pretty much locked up.

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The Unprofessional

Also A-Rod’s defense to his teammate for his time with Madonna

Tony LaRussa was always partial to the beer garden.

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