You can pound all you want, but, but trust me. If you want to bust that nut, it’s best to just think of someone else.

Or they somehow think that they’re entitled to inflict that behavior upon you, because “everyone should understand.” They somehow think the whole world is co-parenting with them, and should help keep the kid happy — whether it’s a server in a restaurant, or a teacher at school — and yet those other people don’t get…

“I’m a person too you know”

Of course this is a non-starter. He can only go two innings, tops.

Papelbon wants to be traded to a winning team that has its act together. The kind of team that would never give a loudmouth, over-the-hill relief pitcher a $50 million, 4 year contract.

Phils just won 5 out of the last 6. As far as Ruben Amaro is concerned, that makes them buyers.

“You can’t say that to me”, he yelled while moving as if to throw a punch, although he never actually hit anyone.

Re: your last paragraph:

“Ah, the homeless period.”

“ And its Africa....i hear it gets hot there, id wear shorts too”

His terrible defense of an idiotic comment was only off by a factor of 54. What’s the problem?

But those statements are coming from people from Gabon, so their reference point is billionaire in their currency, and I would venture to guess that as soon as he stepped foot in Gabon, he was probably the wealthiest person there! So to them he’s the .00001%. All they are saying is that he has shitloads of money and…

Pants? But then how is he supposed to show off his awesome shin tattoo with a soccer ball?!

You don’t know how currency exchanges and rates work, do you?

Well, it’s not TV.

It’s not TV. It’s like the Teen Wolf of TV, or maybe more like the Pete Maravich, because it’s just so much more creative than anything that came before it, but with a little Phoebe Cates because there’s nudity. Well, actually Phoebe Cates’ career never really panned out as much, so maybe it’s more like the...

Last Week 30 Years Ago Tonight with Bill Simmons, Part 2 of 3, (I know, it was only supposed to be 2 parts) but first, a few words about that Carmelo Trade, even though that was only 4 years ago and not 30, but, stick with me, you’ll see why I’m bringing it up

The Soprano

“What if we do a reboot of White Shadow? And since it’s HBO we can show lockerroom dong.”