This game is in the bottom of the 9th now. If it ends 1-0, it’ll be the first interleague game ever where the only run scored was a homerun by the AL pitcher.

These are all valid questions, none of which he raised in court. Instead he hid his money and bought his new girlfriend, the one without the inconvenient baggage, a new BMW.

Giving a church $20,000 while locking away cash to avoid making payments regarding a disabled child born out of marriage.

Maybe if the NFL had expressly prohibited in-game mouth pieces, the taxpayers of New Jersey wouldn’t be out $82,000.

Porn.

To text about the plays. These guys are old, and probably have some ridiculous shorthand. I bet it’s funny:

That unexpected loss, with the Browns sitting atop the AFC North at 6-3, was the beginning of the end of the 2014 season.

Why would he say no? Is he rich? Splitting the big room is the way to go. You should punch him in the stomach.

Lucy in the Sky near Diamond.

The boy asked, “Why, when I needed you most, was there only one set of footprints in the sand?” And Jesus replied, “Because all the other infielders were in the dugout, jerking off.”

Probably not the reaction anyone expected from mixing acid with some bases.

You should go use Canada’s superior healthcare system to cure that butthurt.

That’s badass.

They call him Me7o Ye77ow.

Instead of the home-grown, Seattle native Lincecum?

Whereas Ted Williams is probably the coolest.

tim went to uw and is from washington

In what will probably go down as the most effective marketing ploy directed solely at white people since the invention of gourmet mayonnaise...

No friggin’ idea. Panthers and Coyotes should be moved before ANY expansion is considered.

There was no anticipated bid for a second Toronto-area team, and even more surprisingly, nothing from Seattle.