Because it’s fake money, Nelson became the first recepient of a FIFA lifetime ban for simulation.

That protester was just awarded the 2028 World Cup.

[dying]

“Alcides on the other side.”

“Shit, we sent the Mariners to three different planets as a matter of fact”

That’s not what a counterpoint is.

counter point to what?

“Um, we sent the Vikings to Mars forty years ago.”
-NASA

The Dolphins moving to Jupiter seems like a much better idea.

Pluto also has the same amount of Super Bowls wins as Minnesota.

“We now return to ‘A Very Duggar Christmas’ “.

“ Put on a show while I go fill your mom with dick nectar”

Counterpoint: My vasectomy was painless.

I’m also a Wisconsin resident, and I agree with you. On a similar note, I would like the entire cast of Deadwood to come to my living room and give live nightly performances of my favorite episodes, and I think the state should finance it. I know it won’t benefit the state in any way to do this, but my personal…

You should probably get used to the same billionaires you saw fit to give money to repeating the phrase “unqualified workforce” or “lack of quality candidates”.

Carlos the Wonder is to Scott Walker as Carlos Danger is to Anthony Weiner.

Yes, to your pocket it’s probably not a big deal, but the collective amount is what you need to focus on. Take a few minutes to think about all the things a struggling city can do with $250 million motherfuckin dollars.

PFTCommenter? Is that you?

Watt is a great athlete. His banter is annoying and sophomoric.