Twitter now allows anyone to DM anyone, he’s looking for sex CUZ she’s a porn star, she was annoyed rightfully so that some random dude kept “asking where she was”.

Because porn stars get tired of random dudes constantly messaging them. And that isn’t a conversation. A conversation is between two people who are talking back and forth. That was some thirsty guy messaging a girl for months on end, with no response.

When your joke is identical to the joke used in the first sentence of the article, it becomes unfunny and unoriginal.

“Henceforth, if you’re going to drunkenly beat the shit out of a woman, do it at a private residence that is not equipped with recording devices. We can make these issues go away as long as there isn’t video evidence. I suspect with this bar ban in effect, I’ll have to kick far fewer players off the team.”

They also considered instituting a ban on hitting women, but they didn't want to go overboard.

Why? Are you signing his checks?

How much money did ESPN and Kansas University make while watching Joel Embiid play himself to the point of serious injury?

You aren’t welcome here mr whitlock

Ball Boy’s Bad Brakes Broadcast Bouncy Backside

Altidore also deserves some credit, for being on the bench.

I’m not obese, haven’t been fired from my job in embarrassingly public fashion, and don’t have millions of people who hate my guts. I’d take my life over his. Good try though.

Gyasi Zardes replacing Jozy should be a starting trend.

Hmm, this sounds strangely like the exact type of advice a rapist would give to somebody looking to rape. On a sports show! How silly.

I have to respectfully disagree with LeBetard’s admonishmnent that Whitlock is still single. Maybe when he was much younger, but now he’s at least double.

“Isolate the woman, get her away from everyone.”

Lebatard looking rather concerned at the end, like, “This ain’t me”.

Hawk Harrelson has done for baseball broadcasting what panty hose has done for finger fucking. He is a chicken-fried imbecile whose every utterance diminishes the intellect of anyone who is unfortunate enough not to reach the “mute” button before he opens his craven jackhole of a mouth to spew his ignorant, homeristic…

Not since Sam Hurd has the world seen a Bear sling rock like this.

So, they release no information about the perpetrator or the incident itself, but every detail about the victim? I wonder why.