Coaches that belong in the State Penn coach sports at Penn State

My favorite: “August 5, 1938. Douglas “Wrong Way” Corrigan for his flight from New York to Ireland instead of his “intended” destination of California”

If you can make it in this town, you can make it anywhere...

Also explains why Subway wasn’t able to sponsor a float.

How many games is an appropriate punishment for threatening to kill your wife?

and the crowd might’ve skewed younger and more female than for any previous procession...

Henderson: Four games is plenty of time for you to dwell on your crimes.

This is a better outcome than that other NFC East DE who reduced his digits from 10 to 9.

Greg Hardy was “generally aware” that he may have to murder that woman if she chose to testify against him and it is “probable” he was going to cave her head in. 4 Games. Jerry Jones is going to get a celebratory lap dance.

Dear all Pats fans who are coming to post the exact same whine,

Good for her. Other than having sex in a public space where other people could view them there’s nothing shameful to consenting adults having a good time.

I can clearly see she’s given at least two.

Actually, she gave at least 1 fuck, and 1 blowjob.

but to paraphrase an old saying, never attribute to corruption that which can be adequately explained by ineptitude.

On May 27, after he had posted bail, McDonald was arrested again when the victim and police arrived at the residence and discovered that McDonald was there in violation of the restraining order.

After checking out the parade couple weeks back I can attest that Chicago bears do not seem to mind leashes.

“Ray, you’ll be out in 18 months with good behavior. Stay in shape, we’re taking care of the commissary charges and give me a call when you get out.”

Santa Clara County prosecutors announced today that they have charged Ray McDonald with felony false imprisonment, misdemeanor domestic violence, child endangerment, and violating a court order that he stay away from the victim.

I gotta say, this interview is probably going to be a small pox on Theismann’s reputation.

“I’ve spoken with Native Americans across this great country. Two, in particular, really resonated with me. Their names were Tibia and Fibula from the Snapcreek Nation, and they just shattered me with their enthusiasm for the name. Absolutely cracked me up.”