SOURCE: St. Louis baseball fans want us to love gays and engage in premarital sex.

SOURCES: Cuban beside himself.

This is really just a failure to apply common sense. Why in God’s name would he aimlessly drive around a city even if he didn’t know DJ’s address? It’s not there are street signs leading to his house or anything. I mean, come on.

10:21 am BREAKING Cuban now driving through downtown San Antonio, looking for the place in the Mercado for fresh chorizo. CORRECTION: He is looking for Mexican sausage. CORRECTION TO THE CORRECTION: My sources are telling me chorizo IS Mexican sausage and that tweeting about sausage reveals subconscious homosexual…

What do you expect from a reporter whose primary sources are a talking snake and a Jewish zombie?

He believes the Earth is 4,000 years old, so it’s not like he had any credibility to lose.

Nothing new here. Broussard has never been one to take pride in his work.

I canuck believe he missed that.

Nice rouge.

Larin previously trained at the Fernando Torres Futbol Academy.

It would have been disallowed even if he did score because of the obvious forward kicking motion.

Bernie Sanders hates this news but loves your extravagant use of numbers.

I’m at DeAndre’s house right now and except for the gun and eighteen sticks of dynamite Steve Ballmer’s holding this whole party is pretty chill.

In story with @ramonashelburne we also report Mavs now fear they won’t now get audience with Jordan as Clips have essentially surrounded him.

It’s almost as if collages are made by compiling two or more items of the same medium to form a single image.

Good job, Sherlock.

Speith should be careful. It was third-leg-nabbing that ruined Tiger Woods’s career.

Dustin Johnson also just got a little higher. His odds remain the same.

“Florida Man injures his hand in fireworks accident”

The NFL is a copycat league.