I think it is nearer 200x than 56x actually.

4. Wait three days.

Nailed it.

Jesus’s Way

Doing it Jesus’s way strikes me as selfish. How’s a man really supposed to help out if his arms are spread that wide?

McNabb’s lawyer really dropped the ball letting him release that statement. I still don’t understand why he hired Todd Pinkston to represent him.

West—who last made news when he was arrested in February and charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon after allegedly sexually assaulting a sex worker

Six shots, only connected once? I think we know who the shooter was.

So you’re telling me, he was just chillin out maxin, relaxin, all cool, just shooting some b-ball outside of school? And then a couple of guys who were up to no good started making trouble in his neighborhood? He got in one little gun fight and his mom got scared?

UPDATE: Charles West transfers to UCLA. Will be living…

To make things worse, now Jim Carrey thinks he’s going to get autism.

He should enjoy it, it’s the only shot he’s going to take for the next four years.

Should Donovan McNabb have been driving while under the influence of an alcoholic substance? What do you think?

“Donovan was arrested for DUI at 2358 hours...”

collided in a rear-end fashion with another vehicle which was stopped at a red traffic signal.

Fortunately for the cop arresting him, McNabb only throws up at the end of the Super Bowl.

Am I in big trouble? What do you think? Did any of you see that Dragon in front of my car?

I’ve been following this on Field of Schemes for months now. The government and the ownership don’t have any clue how they’re going to pay for this. At one point, part of the public money was going to come from restitution funds reserved for victims of violent crimes. A couple weeks later, part of the public cost…

If it’s a sound financial investment why aren’t the teams themselves shelling out the cash? Answer: because it’s not. It didn’t create jobs, it doesn’t build revenue, and it doesn’t make anyone money unless it’s dove for free. You want jobs? Make Milwaukee a majority shareholder in the organization. Otherwise no money…

On the flip side, a phone recently found on the floor of the Circus Circus casino with a background picture of a fat midwestern couple was just unceremoniously kicked under a slot machine by a guy in a fedora.

This reminds me of the time Hope Solo found my phone and then beat the shit out of me when I wouldn’t give her a reward.