All it would take would be one major league to boycott and something actually might get done. I am looking at you England, sure you might think you can win it all in 2022, but you can’t. The least you could is boycott and win the world cup of our hearts.

This is pre-airplane activity, but don’t hover around the entryway to the gate waiting for your zone to be called.

Security Fall Down Go Boom, the new Kevin James movie.

“Yeah, we thought we had him hemmed in, but somehow he managed to break through and then we had to start all over again.”

Sunday’s Mariners-Angels game featured an Idiot on the Field who lasted quite a while. The shirtless guy made it from center field to the pitcher’s mound and even pretended to throw a pitch. Security eventually corralled him near the dugout.

I haven't seen a Columbus Crew so confused since 1492.

Really impressive. I mean, that’s like four bicycle kicks in one play.

Huh? He’s clarly upset that a stray throw just clocked someone in the head!

Man, imagine how pissed Adrian Beltre would be if this happened to him.

You knew - you just knew - that as soon as those goddamn progressives got their way with gay marriage that random people would start appearing on TV. It’s a slippery fucking slope, I tell you.

Rachel Dolezal?

He’s the top college player in the same way Adam Morrison was the top college player.

I’m not saying they’re the same person, but I’ve never seen that woman and Rajon Rondo in the same room at the same time.

The top college player would have been a great pick. Instead, they picked Frank Kaminsky.

If there’s two things we know about Michael Jordan, it’s that he likes to gamble and is bad at it.

If there’s one thing we know about Michael Jordan, it’s that he likes to gamble.

Wait, TPD didn’t actually give you anything of substance in an investigation of a Seminoles player?

Women’s soccer and women’s tennis are every bit as good as the men’s game.