If he were good enough to be an All-Star, he’d be wearing a Royals uniform.

Alex Gordon would like to have a word with you, Tom. Just more of Deadspin’s pro-Canada agenda to get more Blue Jays into the All-Star Game.

Unless I’m reading the box score wrong, Estrada had a perfect game going at the time of the catch (lost with 1 out in the 8th inning because of the infield hit); further, the game is still 0-0 in the top of the 9th.

The downside is you only get one night, then she tells you “I’m sorry, but we have to break up due to cap constraints.”

“That CVC wants out really isn’t surprising at all. Private equity firms actually operate on a pretty simple business model, one that is ingenuous and also a bit ethically dubious.”

No. Yes.

Criminal liability can only arise from encouraging speech where 1) the speaker intends for the speech to produce imminent unlawful action and 2) the speech is likely to produce that imminent unlawful action.

Am I a huge tool for asking this question?

Does this make any sense? Hardly.

Dear RGPBD:

They might not want him on the West coast, but a lot of the South would love to get involved with Cousins.

there is not a single shred of evidence

At no point, ever, no matter how sideways this process goes, will the NFL be able to subpoena Brady’s emails or texts. Brady did not commit a crime, this is not a criminal case. The suit will determine whether Goodell has the power to unilaterally discipline an employee without cause under the CBA, and whether that…

The NFL has no legal standing to issue such a subpoena. I don’t know what would make you think that it does.

You forgot to mention Peter King. He will also be in the room, tucked away out of sight between Goodell’s legs.

I hope the Rog shows some consistency and completely fucks this up.

“Largely” conducted by people? Is there a NASCAR-driving giraffe I don’t know about?

Nah, he's right on that one. Fuck horse racing. Poor horses.

This is one Benoit that won’t be hanging from the rafters someday.

To be fair, Sports Illustrated is not worth a read by people of any gender.