I hope the right person was convicted.

Big Sky country is Montana, professor.

Don’t be ridiculous. The NFL beers are WAY more expensive.

I do hope that his is “not responding to trolls”.

They probably paid, what, a weeks worth of wages, all to either 1) get arrested or 2) not remember it. Silver Linings Playbook was a documentary

Putting question marks at the end of sentences.

You know, I love to drink, and I like to cheer on my team with a decent buzz. I don’t understand how people can get so liquored up hours before the big game. What’s the point?

Think of the skeeziest bar you’ve ever been to, with a staff who caters to the worst crowd imaginable, that my friends is what it’s like to go to an NFL game in 2018.

“Fortunately, all the throws appeared to miss.”

Eagles Fans: Destroying Stereotypes Since Never.

not getting triggered on a deadspin post???

Maybe they can use the same test they gave President Stable Genius?

Probably helps in this case. You can’t go below a baseline score of zero.

Doctor: How many fingers am I holding up?

How Gronk performs according to the NFL’s concussion protocol will determine whether he returns for the second half.

Gronk Questionable to Return

NCSD is aware of an isolated incident...

Hello I’m very sorry that this incident has rocked your family so hard