I say this as a fellow Chiefs fan: If you get your hopes up, it’s on you. By now you should realize that your dick will always be kicked in when you least expect it.

“Yes, please!”

Good to see the Squeaky Voiced Teen has moved up from his last job at Krusty Burger.

Yeah, imagine reading about tips to do something that feels pleasurable for another human being in private.

The artist name is directly under the picture.

Found the person who has never ate ass. Try it out.

If you’ve done it before, yourself, you’d know that the ass itself doesn’t really have any discernable taste (which is probably why this is being mentioned). It’s actually kind of bland / neutral, with one exception that I know of:

Looks like I came to the wrong place for a mature adult discussion about ass eating.

Just like the Lions in 08. Love the fucking symmetry.

They’re now 2-4601

The Browns are 0-16 in their last 16 games.

As a Lions fan, let me just say this:

Yes.

All hail the new Flop King

What I love about this site is I honestly can’t tell if you mean there should have been an unsportsmanlike penalty on the Jets due to spiking the ball in an opponent’s face (literally, this time!) or an unsportsmanlike penalty on the Patriots for the flop.

In the biggest games they could play against each other, Tom Brady is 1-5 lifetime against the Manning brothers (AFC Championship games and Super Bowls). 16% winning percentage. That is all.

Ya gotta watch out for Fox, he’s got a hell of a head fake these days.

But his social media propaganda campaign leadership in support of a dictator trampling on 140 million people’s human rights does definitely get old.

Follow up fun fact: Samuel Bucek in Slovak is literally Samuel Bacon.