Obviously the Sixers didn’t pay extra for no-Fultz insurance.

Trust the Coracoid Process.

“The same frozen water we use to ice our various and debilitating maladies fills the tumblers of brown liquor our fans cry into.” 

Man, fuck the Chinese for this successful hoax.

Exactly. They bought about five number 10s and no one with pace who can actually attack a defense. Curious to know how much control Koeman had over the transfer-market decisions.

They care about staying in the Premiership.

[fastball outside]

Some friendly reminders for those going to any of the games in LA-

Still, Zack Hample is more than happy to push children to get those hot balls.

Everton 2016-17: one player that can score goals, reasonably successful, manager on the ascendancy

“The new manager will have to figure out quickly what the hell to do with a bunch of players whose skills don’t really seem to compliment each other.”

So pretty much ideal conditions for fun, exciting, baseball?

“Oh, yeah, like the guy in the five thousand dollar suit is gonna construct a competent lineup. Koeman!”

Next up for being axed, Slaven Bilic.

He was sober enough to remember to stop, drop, and roll. Most people would have instead opened up shop.

Did you move to Canada after 11/8/16?

BILL-C-W! BILL-C-W! BILL-C-W!

“The driver and his female passenger switched seats in the vehicle...“

I’m Donald Trump and I approve this comment.

(If nothing else, let this put the lie to any claim that Bills fans wouldn’t waste beer to put out a man on fire.)