I’ll use that needle. That is how little I want to live when I hear about the Colts.

Hopefully he doesn’t end up like one of the horses from the cancelled HBO show of the same name.

Poor, poor, 18-year-old Mile Svilar ... made himself a target for Manchester United’s more experienced scorers.

The problem, though, was that while Svilar tried to hold the ball as far away from him as he could, the lovable teen goofball was standing in the goal when he caught it:

“Psst, Andrew”

Just grab a fistful out of Irsay’s satchel and get on out there.

Is he not-throwing at an elite level?

Has Andrew Luck become NFL speak for Derrick Rose and if so how did the Bears not end up with him?

Leicester over-achieved two years ago and will struggle to try and reach that place again. Before their title winning season, they were either low table or at home in the Championship. Give them a few more years and they’ll be back in the Championship again.

Why not? They’ve already squandered about 80% of the transfer value they had 15 months ago. Why sell now?

He’s also easier to read than Billy.

Leicester have to this point still managed to keep hold of the two big stars from that title-winning group,

“Brevity is the soul of wit and Jamie Vardy is a fucking cokehead.”

Shakespeare actaully might be a better fit over in the Bundesliga.

His stubborn insistence on playing the same outdated formation EVERY game did him in. “We’re lining up in the 5-5 today boys.”. 5-5, 5-5, over and over. He never varied it one bit.

I think the missing piece of info here is what down and distance it was when the attempt occurred. I sure as hell am not going to research it.

Football does terrible things to decent people. When battle isn’t being waged on the gridiron, they’re very well-meaning, rational human beings. But once the opening whistle blows, the tribal mentality kicks in. An opposing gladiator’s injury that might require hospitalization is suddenly a cause of celebration.

Unless you want to take all contact out of the game and truly destroy it, people are going to get hurt.

and you’re left with a league that is otherwise morally bankrupt and physically gruesome.

Of course this might not have happened if Rodgers had a “health guru” who would make him“smoothies” have him follow a strict “alkaline” regimen like Tom Brady.