The Browns’ team-building strategy reminds me of Andy Dwyer’s model UN strategy. Trade all the valuable assets you have and acquire every other country’s lions just in case that ends up meaning something.

Dude. He got to watch Deshaun Watson, too.

A top 5 douche in the game, proving it once again.

Lackey could stretch the last two minutes of an NBA game to an hour and a half, all by himself.

I imagine a lot of exhausted baseball fans were glad to see Turner end the game the way he did.

Front office savvy and excellent coaching plays a part too. Remember they got a combined 10 WAR this year from a guy the Mets threw away (Turner) and a guy they got in a straight-up minor league swap last August (Taylor; the M’s received Zach Lee, who was waived without ever making the big league roster).

Also this: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2042089/John-Lackey-files-divorce-wife-Krista-battles-breast-cancer.html

Took him less time to leave his breast-cancer ridden wife.

Someone should have texted him that the game had cancer... He would have left the game (just like he left his first wife) a lot faster

Because Joe Maddon is the Andy Reid of baseball. Great manager in the clubhouse, keeps the crew happy, and gets the best effort from everyone. But a lot of his in-game decisions are terrible.

He also divorced his wife after she was diagnosed with breast cancer. Fuck that guy.

It makes absolutely no sense. For a manager with Maddon’s “cerebral” reputation, he screwed the pooch royally. Honestly, he’s been a making a lot of really weird, bad bullpen decisions since game six of the World Series last year.

Lackey is the biggest fake tough guy in baseball.

Maybe you can get off the high horse and notice the Giants finished tied for the worst record in the league and 23 behind the Dodgers (and 8 behind THE PADRES!).

“It’s hard to believe that only five years ago, those cheerleaders were in grade school.” — Al Michaels

Yeah, Collinsworth yucked it up afterwards and said he’d expect no less from his “L.A. guy,” like it was some insider-baseball-bon-mot and not an obviously shitty joke.

I really don’t understand why not drinking is an issue. I don’t drink. I ask the bartender for a coke or a ginger ale. Very rarely, far less than once a year, I’ll have a beer, or a glass of wine. When I do, I don’t usually finish it. I have multiple reasons for this, none of which are anyone’s business, but mine.

Unfortunately the NHL playoffs are next year. Therein the problem.