You forgot that if he had designed it, the drawings would have “ZOOOOOM!” and “WOOOOOSH!” and missiles blowing up Nancy Pelosi drawn all over it.

I mean, it’s fine? Did he design it himself? Probably not. Is it bad? Nope - it certainly could have been worse.

That's funny. I thought NASCAR went left.

Having kittens is an idiom usually used to indicate being upset or angry, but the rest is spot on. Ridiculous penalty on Vettel. He’s a dick but he got screwed, no arguing that. 

It’s not on Lewis, it’s on the Fia. They ruined that race and probably the championship, for no valid reasons 

Oh god. BS call for sure but not sure why the Hamilton hate. Guess you would’ve been one of the people booing him even when Seb said not to. I mean, did you want him to switch the placards for Seb? Maybe storm off and say I’m not taking part in this win.

I accidentally used salt once.  Don’t use salt.

First time I made Kool-Aid, I thought the little pack was for ONE glass, no sugar. It blew my entire face off. My confusion only grew when my older sister took the remaining liquid and poured it into a pitcher, adding a gang of sugar.

I enjoy sentences that have never existed before, which I am guessing/hoping this one has not. 

Don’t kink-shame the Kool Aid Man.

I once added a cup of confectioners sugar instead of regular table sugar. It did not go well at all.

I know what the illustrator was going for but it feels more like the Kool Aid guy is flashing me, and I don’t like it. 

I liked Rory too. He was fresh and different and with Matt, he seemed to be the little brother personality as well. Hopefully, he’ll get some cameos? At least Carfection picked him up on a small run of videos. 

So you mean it’s dead on arrival here in the US on TV at least.

“This” is a weird spelling of Ivanka.

Huh? He did ram Hamilton

Deserves the “Most Punchable Face in Motorsport” trophy, edging out Lance Stroll as a close second 

I will definitely say that the past half century of American imperialism has not exactly cast this global spectacle in great light, but that really is a more modern lens on this past event. Only in the years after WWII could we still see a limitless budget American force dropping into Europe as an underdog story.

I think they’re probably aware it’s not a threat threat but also they’re going to make an example of him.

This is one of those cases where no one actually believes it’s a threat, but everyone involved mumbles something along the lines of “better safe than sorry”, and claims it can be construed as a threat. Then they make a big deal about how they “had no choice” but to pretend this thing they knew wasn’t a threat was a…