Nobody’s gonna trump that.  

Gives a new meaning to Bridge On The River Kwai. 

Dude probably bids two notrump while in the East seat with only four tricks.

Do you slam the cards down and yell BRIDGE! when you win? If not, then yes.

Daddy, wanna play fish?

Ha! Dude probably bids two notrump while in the East seat with only four tricks. Am I right? Am I right?!?

In Olympic-level bridge, the pegs are tree trunks and you are timed in moving them and East Germany fucking DOMINATED through the 80s.

I’m not sure I’ve ever played cards sober.

Doping violations in a card game? Now that’s a bridge too far 

So, not this?

Let’s just go with “vortex generators”.

Mercedes and Ferrari wanted to operate under different terms to the rest of the teams

He did win the GP2 championship. And that single victory in F1 is much more than most if the other F1 drivers can say.

The criticism of those men has always been there. You’re just not noticing it.

It’s always stunning how mediocre men will suit up for war to attack mediocre (or even exceptional) women, but never turn that keen criticism on other mediocre men. Even when the field is full of them.

In Eminem’s origin story he’s bit by a radioactive Summer’s Eve.

This is the correct list. 

“Stop buying used cars and brand new F-150s. “

“Oh but it’s okay guys, because we offer the new EcoSport in America instead!”

DD = Designated Dog