Best comment I have seen today. Also love that he is hooning a Subaru with some Toyota badges on it.

Considering he is one of the team driver at Gazoo Racing for the Nürburgring 24h, it’s kind of to be expected no?

“Needless to say, we know who won’t be playing the next James Bond: that crew guy right behind Elliott’s shoulder.”

And you clearly don’t read because it was stated that the cop made an “educated guess” on the person’s speed and the cop was going below the speed limit when he was passed.

You are surprised by this? Cops murder people are not disciplined.

Isn’t that what you do with fancy dogs?

As bad as Eli was, and he was bad, he wasn’t helped out by his wide receivers. There was a lot of very key drops during the second half that Eli made perfect throws on, but none of the WR could hold onto the damn ball. The dropped ball just before the punt return TD pretty much killed what little chance the Giants had…

Can we please get an article in the morning about how insane the Offensive Line disparity was between these two teams? TJ Lang and the Lions freaking killed it (he made freaking Ameer Abdullah look like a stud), while Ereck Flowers is the living equivalent of the trash can emoji. Tonight was like a controlled…

Ereck Flowers is a human MTA turnstile.

From the producers of The Orifice.

No reason to keep running on about it.

unsharted territory

You know, you can make jokes about it but I’m just steaming mad about the whole situation. No ifs ands or butts about it, someone just needs to sit this woman down and have a talk. No 2 ways about it if you assk me.

I think Charmin Sandiego is a better name than The Mad Pooper.

I think because, especially for emissions reasons, temperatures have to be very carefully controlled.

That’s a really good segment; highly recommended.

“Sing like no one is listening. Dance like no one is watching, and run through a motherfucker’s face” - Dr. Marshawn Lynch, Esq.

Marshawn 2020

Now I want pizza. Thanks Alan.