I very much hope it’s a lie too, but this very article is a data point

The amount of rape and assault that goes falsely reported is also astonishing.(which goes back to your 1st sentence)

This is just beautiful

That fact was never in question, lol!

Grand Central Station? Where is that?

After Logan, definitely agreed

Real Dinosaurs have Curves

That Jerry Orbach bit is SO FUCKING PERFECT. That rom-com payoff is just extra icing on an exquisite cake of a bit

In terms of stand-up: Seinfeld is funny, Mulaney is side-splitting killer-hilarious.

I never got to the point of doing tires in race in Continental Tire Grand Am, but I did glue lug nuts.

He’s a national treasure...just like Dame Judi Dench

Counterpoint: No it does not look really good

No, this is bullcrap. This article needs to be written by Alanis King.

I prefer the tiny baby bananas: Apple Bananas

Headline on Breitbart:

Pending power and weight numbers, I would still get a Civic hatch before this

This is deadspin-level good commenting

No we can’t. There’s nothing to talk about.

A sign of the times. I missed that memo

I’ve done the same with my fiancee