STOP!!!!! MY PENIS CAN ONLY GET SO ERECT

Adrenaline yo! Makes you an instant pro under pressure when your adoptive sister is going to die.

I’m fighting back the urge to post all of the JL99 and MM93 photoshops.

I can’t help but think you’re dead-on with that.

The NSX gets rid of that lag completely with the turbo motor being torque-filled in the lag region with the electric motor on the crankshaft (and the Twin Motor Unit on the front axle).

Lies, I don’t believe you.

Finding the right race glove always sucks. After tons of searching, for my cage racing endeavors, I settled on the Alpinestars Tech 1 ZX. They’re perfect for me

Fuck me backwards and slap me silly. That corporate styling works damn on this car (and the Escalade). It looks pretty damn sexy.

What are you doing outside The Car Lounge?!?!?!

You clearly don’t understand Jalopnik even still after all your time on here

No doubt Newton is going to the Pro Bowl on the back of his 7-1 start to the season

I’d recommend a Scrambler to a new rider. Such a sexy bike!

I’m sure that will. So far my favorite was the Exhaust one.

Where did he say that? You have a link? As far as I know he never did

Excellent! Isn’t grip fun?

His theme song is of course “Sikh and Destroy” by Metallica’s most popular Indian cover band

Obligatory Black Cops

I was thinking more along the lines of the cop’s calm reactions, not your dad’s words

But he’s still a rock star

If your dad is black, it’s even more impressive this story