Right-O, old bean!

I haven't seen a Stuckeys since I was last in one, about 1991. I purchased a cheap Elvis painting on black velvet that still proudly hangs on my wall today.

No but they now have far more quilts, jigsaw puzzles and repackaged country "hits" CDs than anyone, anywhere, could ever need

Black tea productions
We out (out-out)

When I was a kid, we rotated visiting almost every mall Houston had, because it was just something my mom wanted to do. Haven't been to one in 15+ years. I hear the Galleria is still open…

I'm surprised what kinds of stores malls have compared to what they used to have. I guess the crash in business has brought rents down. One mall here has a stored devoted entirely to Pokémon cards and stuffed animals. It's been in business for awhile. Yet at least half of what it sells can also be found over at the…

Throw in the generic watch/jewelry repair shop and I'm right there with you

Chai there. How are you?

I picture Ron Paul screaming at the manager of the local Costco about why he can't buy his frozen pizza with gold ingots.

He carries all the Amazon orders to the post office himself. That's how he got so buff

Ooh, you have a sandwich. What's that like?

Yeah, I've had plenty of good food. Nothing I would consider once in a lifetime or famously fancy though and it mostly runs together in my mind.

MTV still trying to make "videos" happen

Well, we don't really know what goes on in those animation sweatshops that Hollywood uses, now do we?

I'm pretty sure most people don't want me to be "myself." Because I'm terrible.

Gets me all rye-led up

I like what your mom did with that tortilla in Guadalajara

Toast cancelled due to lack of dough

Plus the way he instantly turns it on and off during scenes. He's doing the bit and the scene will end with a joke about some mundane thing that he suddenly delivers as a perfectly normal guy

"App developer" has replaced "advertising copywriter/executive" as the rom-com easy career characterization