They'll have to pay some guy to keep cleaning the gum off the dance floor

Ziering. Although, he says it "eye-an"

Five or six years ago, our agency had a temporary Director to step in and run it. At least once a week I would see him in the hallways with a six pack of Tab. I don't know where he got it from because at that point I hadn't seen it in a store in years.

I tried to make fish tacos with cod the other day. They were alright but it was touch and go if the cod would break up enough to make a good taco. I usually use tilapia but the cod the store had was wild and on sale.

I saw a car recently with what appeared to be a more or less authentic German license plate on the back (I live in Texas). Can't recall what German city. I want to say it had a regular TX plate on the front but it might not have. If not, I'm not sure how that works.

They Malfoiled his chances at a steady paycheck

They have both kinds of shows on their network!

His character was just a flash in the pan

"Drop D"? Aren't all the kids into Drop C tuning these days?

I know. I'll use the "May I help you riff"

"Obama would always talk about Air Supply or Little River Band. They're not from here. They're ok but they're Australian. I know that real Americans prefer "The Dan." We're going to bring smooth production and impeccable musicianship back to America. We will have extended jam outros! We will have guitar solos! We…

Should've just talked about the joys of yacht rock

*Crayola cancels plans for new "Aryan White" crayon*

You City Slickers and your pun threads

Yeah my kids aren't fans of the show but they've seen a few episodes. I didn't know who he was. His character was completely out of place.
He's too old to play one of the "kids" but not old enough to play a parent and Disney doesn't seem to do 20-somethings that aren't family members to a main character.

Those are only available in the EU

It monitors your cheese intake. If it goes below a certain level, you get a powerful electric shock

In England, they call them micro-crisps

If the chip tech is anything like the vending machine tech that rejects my perfectly smooth dollar bill until the 5th or 6th attempt, this will work great.

Vartox- the prescription drug a lot of 70s porn stars had to take thanks to more lax health standards in those days…