I got time for one more round, and a six pack to gooooo

I got time for one more round, and a six pack to gooooo

You are the present's greatest monster!

You are the present's greatest monster!

You are the present's greatest monster!

*Excitedly throws jewels into the air. Immediately loses most of them and is now unable to buy AV Club back from Univision.*

Thank you for being a friend

*Blasts disqus*
Boring conversation anyway…

The AV Club commenters died on the way back to their home planets.

I tend to want my burgers either meat and bread only or mustard and cheese at most. Back in the day, when fast food places really did just pre-make the burgers and stick them under heat lamps, this was a big to do. Managers had to be called, fast food workers hated me, etc.

Wow, so some McDonald's in England have the self-serve screens we keep hearing about in the US?

Jon Snow was really AC Slater the whole time

Four words sir: Hormel. Black. Label. Bacon.

"The Nut Job 2" must have paid REALLY well.

"Before Alice" featuring a young Flo working in Mel's Diner and dreaming of making it big on Broadway. "Kiss my grits, world!"

Now with extra monologues!

That's just good advice in general!

Pour out a skin full of that Dornish hooch for Thoros of Myr

Was he observing turtles, or my ex-wife?!
But seriously, folks…

they are the only thing protecting us from the menace of the Foot Clan!