Her entire wardrobe is based on some Nagel paintings she saw and thought was a legit record of women's styles

LOL. In all seriousness, the gas station where I make the swap with my ex is also used by at least two or three other families that do the same thing. It's not an animosity thing for us, we just live about 75 miles apart and it's half way.

At this moment??

Not the brown ones!

Afterlife of happiness and family? Scott Stapp?
Eh, I'll take my chances.
*Throws "My Own Prison" in trash*

You can't see a concert at the Amway Center unless you bring two friends, who then bring two friends and they have to also bring two friends.

Concert! Concert!

We film all our shows up there and then we don't even let them watch any of them! USA! USA! USA!

Kendall of y'all stop with the puns now, please?

This Ain't Father Dowling Mysteries XXX

Sadly, I don't need to pay festival prices to know that's true.
And I must be old because I'm here complaining about "festival prices."

Diarrhea (uh-uh)
Diarrhea (uh-uh)
The doctors try to treat it
The nurses always eat it
Diarrhea (uh-uh)
Diarrhea (uh-uh)
Some people think it's funny
But it's really green and runny
Diarrhea (uh-uh)
Diarrhea (uh-uh)

I like-a the juice. The juice is good.

I hate every
Critic I read
From AA Dowd
To Vishnevetsky

I bet Marc Singer did get paid more than Jane Badler. Not sure how Scott Wolf and Morena Baccarin compared though.

I believe that Shakespeare was the original rapper!

It turns out she was the real Mean Girl all along!

I have at least five local radio stations trying to make that Portugal, The Man song happen.

Unfortunately, he always shoots first

I didn't get very far before I stopped. I admit, I wasn't spending that much time on it. But I have no real background in the language and I found the pronunciation and everything difficult to follow and memorize, as taught by the app. I think I needed something way more basic to get some of the building blocks out of…