Ballistic: Kramer vs Kramer

I was at my parents' house over the weekend and my mother dug out a pair of Swatch watches that I had 30 years ago! They don't run and I'm not sure if a new battery will work or not.
But am I going to try to fix them and wear them again? You bet I am.

Pepperidge Farm remembers!
I remember it too because "Herman" was the guy from "Fright Night" and it was a live action role for Lisa Simpson. I watched it.

Shall I compare thee to a Gobot?
Thou art better designed
And more fun to play with

The Transformers have been a big part of earth's literary history but THEY just didn't want you to know:
"The Optimus Prime of Miss Jean Brodie"
"The Soundwave and the Fury"
Layers within layers man…

I just start messaging a woman on OKCupid. I'm going to push through my anxiety and laundry list of reasons why I "can't" date right now and see if I can get at least one date.
My list of reasons why I can't or shouldn't try to date sound really compelling, but they also make it real easy to put the cart way before the…

He's gone from drinking milkshakes to making them, as he's opening a Steak n Shake franchise

So, she's already engaged but still decided to go on a show where the idea is to find someone to marry??

Good job, Dauber.

When I was a teenager, my brother went born again and "Petra Means Rock" was one of the tapes he gave me! This was at the height of hair metal and I liked all that stuff. I think I listened to it twice.

I'm sort of the opposite. 20+ years later I find some of her lyrics to be clumsier than I used to. I've never listened to Le Tigre or the Julie Ruin or any of that stuff.

Don't forget at least one Christmas special where Drac learns the meaning of Christmas after he accidentally sucks Santa's blood

I was at my parents house this weekend and we watched Dateline. And it was, yes, about a man who killed his wife. There was no question that he shot her, the only "mystery" was whether he did it on purpose or as an "accident." Still he was sentenced to prison for like 20 years or so.

I only watch the Dumont network on Dumont brand tv sets.

That's some funny Shiite.

Nothing like stepping on the pedal thinking I am going to do some badass wah part, only nothing happens because I didn't first step on the little button to the right.

The only wah pedal I ever owned was a Morley, the kind you had to step on the button to turn it on and then could do the wah pedal part. I never really got the hang of doing anything besides making my guitar way louder with it.

Newtown
Bilderberg Group
Chemtrails

We didn't know what Chandler did for a living because of the need for the globalists to keep it a secret.

I'm constantly getting hit in the nuts for free. At least on that show I have the chance to get a couple grand in prize money out of it.