Hit whomever thou wilt in the nuts, shall be the whole of the law

He should have blamed it on the big bowl of chili he had at the NBC commissary earlier in the day.

Ooh, Fall Out Boy. I had to listen to that whole album in the car when my kid played the CD. It was physically difficult to listen to. Not only were the songs not good, they overproduced the record to within an inch of life. Every song had some squiggle, sound effect or whatever on it. Take bad song ideas and give…

Did someone say… "Sasse!"

I'm not sure that the Train guy isn't one of the worst lyricists of the last couple of decades. I mean, Nickleback is no great shakes, but there is just something about Train lyrics that put them on a whole different level of terrible. And that's without even going into the singing, etc.

Thor has to admit to Odin that he thinks all the Asgardians like Stu better than they like him.

The kids these days probably know "If Daryl dies, we riot" but it isn't something you can really work into a conversation…

All the Asgardians find what he does for a living to be REALLY interesting.

Stu!

Dammit.

He's ready for that "Eraserhead" reboot.

And YOU don't get soup!
And YOU don't get soup!
And YOU don't get soup!

Just that photo by itself makes him seem 100% punchable. This just magnifies that 1000x, at least.

"Now most of the time, vases like this one can sell in the range of $5000-6000. But, as you know, someone rubbed their junk all over this one. That does decrease the value somewhat."

This is good advice in most situations, FRAN-CIS!

He was just too busy with his art to find the right woman!

The thing is, she looks like Anna Paquin, and that totally WORKS for me…

Look, babe, there are auction estimates, and then there are auction estimates if you know what I mean…

Please…I have this…gold coin. Let me order us… some fine champan-ya.

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