John Oliver would EVISCERATE them all

I was hoping to see some Amenadiel improv

Thanks, Obama!

You'll never finddddd
Chicago Justice on TV anymore
Because it got cancelled

Only $200 bucks? Damn Chevy. I got paid more than that a couple of weeks ago to taste some truly terrible "flavored water" drinks.

I participate in a few focus groups each year, and I have to admit a certain compulsion to be the smartest guy in the room. I can't help it!
It really comes out when I do the mock jury ones.

I can't afFord to stick around.

Man, the previews Someone beat up Dr. Linda??

The Nicholas Sparks Shared Universe- nothing but movies of white people falling in love at lake houses, with some dead dogs thrown in for good measure.

-Blackenstein
-Blunchblack of Blotre Blame

YOU! FRIENDO! GOOOOOODDDDDD!

I always forget that young Daniel Stern just oozed sex from every pore.

Not if turns out WE were the REAL monsters all along…

When will they come out with a sexy C.H.U.D. reboot?

They've gone from "Penny Dreadful" to just plain dreadful…

If Frankenstein's monster wasn't already afraid of fire, he would be after that BURN!

"Pagliacci" just has everyone confused.

When my kids ask for something, I tell them I wish this was 100 years ago so they could go work in a factory and buy it their damn selves.

Eventually we will have to start referencing those clowns in the Duma.

That Shields and Yarnell Reunion Tour is going to be epic!
*Finds out from Google that either Shields or Yarnell, don't remember which, is dead*
Well, dammit…