Nah, due to civil forfeiture, they don’t even have to lie anymore.

eh, one of the early Fast and Furious movies had a Yenko IIRC.

#notallchristians

We had two of these, until my father found me upside-down unconscious hanging from the seatbelt. He sold them both shortly after that.

I mean, chili isn’t much different in consistency from sloppy joe, so yes. 

This exactly. I can fire up the Switch for a half hour without feeling like i’m completely ignoring everyone else in the house.

I live extremely close to this Subway. Sadly, signs like the one Mr. Patel originally displayed are the norm in the area.

Ben is the closest thing Republicans have to an intellectual. You morons just don’t know how to recognize one, or you’d be democrats.

That’s not shock, it’s pity.

I heard a new one when buying a new car a few months ago:

Congrats on having the worst fucking take I’ve seen on this yet. They had zero right to any of the money, regardless of the amount collected.

It says above that Pownell’s gun jammed. Is that incorrect?

This is the correct approach. If nothing else it saves you from some asshole (younger me) who has loosened the cap on the salt shaker.

What, you’ve never heard a bunch of Boston blue collar workers loudly and publicly expressing their support for a female progressive county representative before?

We don’t, but they are.

Bought one of these last time it was on sale. Cheaply made, has a range of about 4 feet.

Bought one of these last time it was on sale. Cheaply made, has a range of about 4 feet.

If it helps, code ALLURE30 works for all watches.

If it helps, code ALLURE30 works for all watches.

Completely agree. The kid was repeatedly calling her ma’am BECAUSE she asked him not to.

So publicly stating that people should tip servers well is having a “hostile attitude towards them”?

They’re worse off in the fact that rely on their tips to make anything close to a decent wage. I hate the idea of tipping, I hate that I’m paying wages that the management should be, but I’m not going to punish the server for a broken system.