I’m an “irredeemable asshole” for tipping servers well, but also being charitable elsewhere? How fucking stupid are you?

What part of “tip well” do you not understand?

You are sorry. Servers aren’t more entitled to free money than anyone else.

Tip well, but if you feel the need to give money away, give it to a worthwhile charity instead. You can even take a pic of the receipt for your IG account.

Vulcanized tires are extremely heat resistant. Takes a few minutes of constant exposure of at least 800 degrees for them to ignite.

If this were any other trial, I’d agree. But considering all it takes is one stubborn Trumptard out of 12, I’m betting on a hung jury.

My thoughts exactly.

No, you really don’t. Social engineering has been accepted as a method of hacking for a long time.

Social engineering is commonly accepted as a method of hacking.

Congratulations. That's called "growing up".

You’re welcome to stay at Longhorn, glad you think it's somehow better than Sizzler.

No, fuck you for not knowing any better. It's because of morons like you that they get away with this.

That’s fine, you’re welcome to go elsewhere, come see us again when you've grown the fuck up.

Considering the average Trump supporter has the mental acuity of a pre-teen, we need people like Moore now. 

I’ve always discounted the guy due to his over the top stunts that seemed meant to sway the lowest common denominator.

Turns out, we actually needed to sway the lowest common denominator. Guys like him may play a huge part in getting this country back on track. 

lol ok. What part was wrong? Do cars magically stop if you shoot the driver? Or did the cop not bring a weapon into the situation?

No vinegar, baking soda, or Bar Keeper’s Friend?

No vinegar, baking soda, or Bar Keeper’s Friend?

Fuck it, why not just go full Twisted Metal?

Cars don’t magically stop if you shoot the driver. All this cop did was introduce another weapon into a questionable situation.

When all you’ve got is a hammer.........